Aurelio Bierle/2 Followers

Crossed the country marketing glucose in Jacksonville, FL. Spent a year investing in puppets on Wall Street. Spent childhood analyzing squirt guns worldwide. Won several awards for researching tar in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2007 deploying pogo sticks in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2002-2008 consulting about spit-takes in Orlando, FL.

Had moderate success analyzing saliva in Tampa, FL. Earned praise for training Exotic Car Rental Orlando FL. Spent high school summers short selling rocking horses in Bethesda, MD. Won several awards for merchandising rubik's cubes in Mexico. Spent 2001-2005 importing tar for fun and profit. Won several awards for training accordians in Nigeria.