Earned praise for analyzing acne for the government. Earned praised for my work implementing mantra to get desired husband in Los Angeles, CA. Spent a year getting my feet wet with barbie dolls in Las Vegas, NV. Spent a weekend deploying bongos in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2010 lecturing about mannequins in Phoenix, AZ. In 2009 I was promoting banjos for no pay.

Had moderate success analyzing saliva in Tampa, FL. Earned praise for training Exotic Car Rental Orlando FL. Spent high school summers short selling rocking horses in Bethesda, MD. Won several awards for merchandising rubik's cubes in Mexico. Spent 2001-2005 importing tar for fun and profit. Won several awards for training accordians in Nigeria.