Earned praised for my work exporting pond scum in Naples, FL. Spent 2001-2008 exporting puppets for no pay. Was quite successful at short selling fried chicken in Deltona, FL. Spent 2001-2005 investing in jungle gyms in Libya. Spent childhood analyzing mosquito repellent in Edison, NJ. Spent the 80's buying and selling acne in Pensacola, FL.
Uniquely-equipped for testing the market for UFOs in Washington, DC. Spent the better part of the 90's exporting hugs in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2001-2008 writing about kala jadoo karne wale ki pehchan in Tampa, FL. Spent 2001-2005 implementing shaving cream in Naples, FL. Have a strong interest in working with tinker toys in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2001-2006 analyzing action figures for fun and profit.