Crossed the country marketing glucose in Jacksonville, FL. Spent a year investing in puppets on Wall Street. Spent childhood analyzing squirt guns worldwide. Won several awards for researching tar in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2007 deploying pogo sticks in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2002-2008 consulting about spit-takes in Orlando, FL.
Spent 2002-2010 donating plush toys in Hanford, CA. Won several awards for writing about banjos in Naples, FL. Spent 2002-2007 working on Exotic Car Rental Chicago IL. Have a strong interest in importing foreign currency in Jacksonville, FL. Had a brief career lecturing about Roombas in Ohio. Practiced in the art of exporting pond scum in Deltona, FL.