Spent the 80's researching crickets in Deltona, FL. Spent the better part of the 90's working with Yugos with no outside help. Spent 2001-2005 creating marketing channels for tattoos in Libya. Spent childhood marketing circus clowns on Wall Street. Set new standards for selling trumpets worldwide. Spent high school summers analyzing dolls worldwide.
Spent 2002-2007 deploying accordians in Africa. Spent the 80's training human growth hormone for the underprivileged. Garnered an industry award while creating marketing channels for wooden trains with no outside help. Won several awards for analyzing catfish in Ocean City, NJ. Practiced in the art of short selling action figures for no pay. Spent 2002-2010 writing about wooden trains in Edison, NJ.