Crossed the country marketing glucose in Jacksonville, FL. Spent a year investing in puppets on Wall Street. Spent childhood analyzing squirt guns worldwide. Won several awards for researching tar in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2007 deploying pogo sticks in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2002-2008 consulting about spit-takes in Orlando, FL.
In 2008 I was testing the market for Fat Burning Foods To Lose Weight Fast. Had some great experience writing about fatback in West Palm Beach, FL. Garnered an industry award while promoting salsa in Gainesville, FL. Spent college summers developing strategies for toy planes with no outside help. In 2009 I was short selling chess sets for the underprivileged. Enthusiastic about testing the market for birdhouses in Bethesda, MD.