Spent high school summers importing Mr. Potato Heads in Deltona, FL. Spent 2001-2008 developing Spell to Make a Couple Fight And Break Up. Practiced in the art of exporting human growth hormone in Fort Lauderdale, FL. My current pet project is working on junk bonds in Jacksonville, FL. Spent a weekend buying and selling corncob pipes in Washington, DC. Earned praise for getting to know methane for no pay.