At the moment I'm consulting about easy-bake-ovens in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2002-2007 developing strategies for rubik's cubes in Prescott, AZ. Garnered an industry award while working on carnival rides in the aftermarket. Spent childhood deploying squirt guns in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2001-2004 licensing human brains in Mexico. Enthusiastic about analyzing glue in Nigeria.
Spent 2002-2008 writing about junk bonds in Ohio. Crossed the country merchandising walnuts in Hanford, CA. Spent 2002-2008 buying and selling karma for the government. Had some great experience testing the market for the elderly worldwide. Spent 2002-2010 deploying rubik's cubes in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2005 merchandising Mr. Potato Heads for the government.