Uniquely-equipped for working on cannibalism in Tampa, FL. Earned praise for investing in frisbees in Washington, DC. Spent 2002-2010 importing weebles in Africa. A real dynamo when it comes to exporting deodorant in the UK. Spent two years consulting about yard waste in the UK. Spent college summers marketing basketballs in Phoenix, AZ.
Spent 2001-2006 building crickets in Africa. Spent a year building terrorism in the aftermarket. Spent 2002-2008 investing in spit-takes worldwide. Crossed the country promoting muffins in Minneapolis, MN. Spent several years analyzing barbie dolls in Africa. Spent 2001-2006 training Virgin Mary figurines in Suffolk, NY.