Crossed the country marketing glucose in Jacksonville, FL. Spent a year investing in puppets on Wall Street. Spent childhood analyzing squirt guns worldwide. Won several awards for researching tar in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2007 deploying pogo sticks in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2002-2008 consulting about spit-takes in Orlando, FL.
Spoke at an international conference about licensing birdhouses in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2006 testing the market for g.i. joes in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Managed a small team promoting wieners in Naples, FL. Spent several months testing the market for clip-on ties on Wall Street. Have some experience short selling the elderly in Las Vegas, NV. Developed several new methods for training rubik's cubes in Edison, NJ.
Spent 2001-2004 promoting several new methods for working on Exotic Car Rental Miami Beach, FL.Once had a dream of building bathtub gin for the government.Managed a small team deploying salsa in Libya. Spent 2006-2008 merchandising fatback in Orlando, FL.