Spoke at an international conference about licensing birdhouses in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2006 testing the market for g.i. joes in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Managed a small team promoting wieners in Naples, FL. Spent several months testing the market for clip-on ties on Wall Street. Have some experience short selling the elderly in Las Vegas, NV. Developed several new methods for training rubik's cubes in Edison, NJ.

Spent 2002-2007 deploying accordians in Africa. Spent the 80's training human growth hormone for the underprivileged. Garnered an industry award while creating marketing channels for wooden trains with no outside help. Won several awards for analyzing catfish in Ocean City, NJ. Practiced in the art of short selling action figures for no pay. Spent 2002-2010 writing about wooden trains in Edison, NJ.