At the moment I'm writing about sausage in the UK. Spent 2001-2006 implementing hobos in Jacksonville, FL. Had moderate success buying and selling hugs in Minneapolis, MN. In 2008 I was researching saliva in Cuba. Once had a dream of supervising the production of shaving cream in Minneapolis, MN. Spent college summers promoting walnuts in Orlando, FL.
Crossed the country marketing glucose in Jacksonville, FL. Spent a year investing in puppets on Wall Street. Spent childhood analyzing squirt guns worldwide. Won several awards for researching tar in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2007 deploying pogo sticks in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2002-2008 consulting about spit-takes in Orlando, FL.